robinhook:

diabanrion:

The new Harry Potter is gonna be set in the 1920’s and so was the Great Gatsby. Jay Gatsby saw a green light across the lake I’m not saying death eaters but death eaters

We’re a family. You can’t choose who you love, sometimes they choose you. And sometimes it’s just because you got a really great deal on craigslist. I got a really great deal on craigslist. I got all of you.

fearsless:

what i dont get is when some rapper sings about fucking a girl and doing drugs its okay but when taylor swift writes a song about having a little crush on a boy people think she is satan

"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."

aausten